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What?
Huh! That�s funny.
Dear Citizen, you have been invited
to the sacred birthday party
of the one and only Maddison the Beautiful.
With over 2,000 followers,
a daddy who knows she�s a princess
and a 6�4" boyfriend,
Maddison is obviously
the coolest and hottest girl in town.
If you possess the strength and will
to scale Maddison�s colossal tower,
you may actually even be able
to see her yourself to get a selfie.
Doors open at 8pm tonight
at the Maddison Tower in West Wollongong.
Plus ones are acceptable,
but will be delegated to the Plus One Zone.
Hey, I can�t wait to see you!
All hail Maddison!
Please retrieve the invitation crystal
after self-destruct.
Hmm, selfie.
Sarah! SARAH!
Yeah?!
Wanna go to a party tonight as my plus one?!
Oh, my God! Totally!
I�ll just go tell my parents!
Hey, um, I�m gonna go out tonight.
Oh, no. Sarah, no, no.
Could you just stay in tonight instead?
Oh, all you do is go out
to all these parties every single night.
It�s just... It�s so worrying. It�s worrying us.
- Worrying us. -Uhh...
Before you go, Sarah,
I found an article in the newspaper
I think you�d really enjoy.
It�s right up your alley. Take... take... take a read of it.
I think you�ll really enjoy this.
-Yeah, maybe later. -Don�t worry about it!
Don�t worry about it. No worries. I�ll throw that away.
Yep. Last time I do anything for you.
Alright, goodbye, goodbye. Have fun. Goodbye.
Halt! Present your invitation crystal.
OK, you may enter.
Yes, you may enter.
-Thanks for the crystal. -Yeah, thanks for that.
Not many people bring the crystal.
Wait! Are you the crystal-holder�s plus one?
Yeah.
You must enter through the side door, plus one.
What the...?! Oh! Rachel?
Minions! Take her!
Bye, Sarah!
Sorry. I didn�t know.
- -
OK, kinda random.
I need to get that selfie with Maddison
even if it kills me.
Halt!
This area is for Maddison�s actual friends.
That�s me!
To enter, you must answer the following question.
What day is Maddison�s birthday?
Um, today?
That�s correct.
-Nice. -Good... good job.
Yep, go ahead. Please, yeah, go.
-Feel free. Yeah. -Thanks.
- -
Oh, my God! What kind of party is this?
You get used to it after a while.
And sometimes you can keep some of the stones that you crush.
Hello!
Silence, plus one! You!
We need more ice for the esky.
You will go to the corner shop to purchase some.
Fulfill your quest or suffer 300 more years in here!
-OK. -Here. Take five bucks.
Should... should be enough.
-Sarah! -Oh, hi.
It is so lovely to see you.
I... I added you the other day,
but... but you have failed to follow me back.
What brings you to this fine merchant?
Just buying some ice.
Ah, fantastic. Ice - the solid form of H20.
Such a magnificent phenomenon.
OK. I�m gonna go get the ice now.
Ah, very well. Good luck on your quest.
Oi! Everyone, put your ---- hands up!
Ya getting robbed, ----!
Oh, please, sir, do not harm me.
I am just a humble traveler
here to trade my coin for nourishment.
-Shut up! -
Empty the cash register
and give us all your ---- money.
---- give it!
-Give it! -OK.
Sarah, you�ve killed him!
You�ve killed a grown man!
Oh, my God. Is he actually dead?
You�re a murderer now, Sarah. Murderer!
We have to bury the body! Whee!
Uh, uh... MADDISON!
- -Cringe.
Hi, Maddison, I was wondering
if I could maybe get... get a photo with you.
I love you so much. I love you!
Oh, my God. Of course. Come here.
Oh...! I am so sorry.
-That�s OK. -I�m so sorry, Maddison.
-Oh, my God, I... -No, no, it�s seriously fine.
Um...
- -
Next!
Oh... Rachel. Is that you?
Hey, Maddison.
Yeah. How are you?
Oh, my God. Good.
I haven�t seen you in ages.
Are you still friends with Sarah?
Yep, she�s still my bestie.
Oh, my God. That�s so cute that you guys are still friends.
I don�t talk to anyone from high school anymore.
Ha-ha. Well, it looks like you�re having an awesome life.
Yeah, I�ll be going over to Europe next month.
I actually have a lot of friends over there.
Have you been overseas?
No, I haven�t.
I�d love to, though.
Oh, my God. You sooo should.
It would be really great for someone like you. Hmph.
It might broaden your mind.
Huh, cool.
So... can I get a selfie?
Yeah, of course.
Sorry. It�s kind of ----.
OK, that�s enough.
Wait. One second. It hasn�t taken a photo yet.
I said that�s ENOUGH!
Soz, babe, I should probably
mingle and talk to more people.
It was so nice to see you, though.
OK, maybe we can catch up soon.
Yeah, I don�t know. I�m really busy lately.
So, like, yeah, I don�t know.
Uh, say hi to Sarah for me, though.
Ah, yes, the deed has been done.
You can�t tell anyone about this.
Oh, I won�t tell anyone, Sarah,
as long as I can get a kissy.
What?
If I can get a kissy,
I won�t tell a soul what happened here today.
But if I don�t, who knows what I�ll do...?
OK, fine. One kiss.
Ohh, me head! What happened?
Um, I hit you with, like, a bag of ice
and we thought you were dead
so we, like, buried you or something.
Soz.
Look, I�ll be honest with ya.
Me car�s broke down on the way to the airport
�cause me missus and I have gotta catch a flight
and her phone�s gone... just gone dead
and we need to call the NRMA to come fix the car,
but I need money for the payphone and I was just...
Like, you wouldn�t happen to have, like,
two bucks on ya, would ya?
-No, sorry. -Oh, yeah, OK.
Yeah, no worries. God bless.
Hm, she won�t mind.
-Huh... -
Hm, nah.
- -
- Arggh! - -
- -Huh?
Hey.
Hi.
So I�m sorry that
I didn�t really care about you being a plus one
or being dragged away by demons or whatever.
So, yeah, whatever. I�m sorry.
That�s OK.
To be honest, I was, like,
really angry at you at first,
but I thought about it a lot
in, like, the last half-hour or whatever
and I realized that...
Uh, can you please stop talking?
Oh, sorry.
Look at this photo I got with Maddison.
You look so ---- hot.
Nah, I�m fugly.
But thanks.
-Let�s go home. -OK.
I will get my kissy, Sarah.
You shall love me one day.
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